woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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