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Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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