Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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