nut hugger
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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