No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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