and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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