The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
