I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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