i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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