Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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