I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
