i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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