Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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