Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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