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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I understand Curling. That high.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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