Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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