But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize