Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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