The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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