what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
