Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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