Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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