think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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