Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
ttyl tear gas
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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