What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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