talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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