remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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