This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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