So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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