Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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