Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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