Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
is that a dick in a sweater?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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