Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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