let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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