If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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