they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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