Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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