he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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