hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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