k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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