Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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