New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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