is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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