Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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