Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She announced her abortion via fbk
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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