Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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