Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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