you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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