Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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