I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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