Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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