doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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