Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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