So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Randomize
