lets start a swedish sibling band together
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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